This is My Word Processor

Inspired by this drawing by my friend Kelly: The bear and the kraken both went out for tea, but when it came to the flavor, they could...

So I wanted to test out the mic on my new phone. Sorta counts as writing... shut up, its been to long since I posted something. Keep in mind...

So yeah. Its been five weeks. Sorry about that. Went to an Acting Camp in Maine. Here's a picture of me being angry at some little kids....

This isn’t rocket science This really isn’t complex math I think you’re pretty and I think you think I’m nice So I’ll be witty and I’ll try ...

The beating of my heart was deafening. I crouched, silent as a could be, surrounded by cold walls. It was the closest I could come to being ...

Hi. If you don't already know this (though you probably you do, I can't imagine anyone who doesn't know me ever reading this), ...